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Apparently, NASCAR fans deserve to die

The Final Destination Director: David R. Ellis Cast: Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Mykelti Williamson Rated: R Running time: 82 minutes

You know when you see something happen and you're powerless to stop it? It's the moment you realize you can only gasp asthecrime of humanity unfolds before your eyes.

Well in this scenario I'm in a position to actually warn people of the oncoming disaster. Sure I could spend the next 200 words advising you to bludgeon your eyes and pour boiling wax in your ears before seeing The Final Destination.

But here's the thing, do people deciding to this movie deserve to be saved? I'd say no. In fact, this movie is perfect in that those who see it literally get what theyboth expect and deserve.

The plot is exactly the same as the last three. The only difference is that this time it's NASCAR fans that death really wants dead.

Sure enough, someone senses a disaster and saves a few lives. But you can't cheat Death, and those saved are killed in a variety of almost funny ways. To be fair, the first one was clever enough, but now it's just sad.

They do increase the kills with a total of 11, but besides that there is nothing you'll get here that you won't get by renting the first one. Unless you're in the city and get to see it in 3D. However, I'm pretty sure thatpoo in 3D is still poo.

Word all over the promotional materials says this is the last one in the series. If that is true, it's easily the best thing about this film.

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