鈥� 鈥� is a harmlessly enjoyable fantasy rom-com. It鈥檚 not Nora Ephron or Nancy Meyers, nor is it really trying to be. It鈥檚 more in line, aesthetically, tonally, emotionally (in other words not really emotional at all), with one of those early aughts trifles where a normal American girl discovers she鈥檚 actual royalty or a not-normal American girl (usually the president鈥檚 kid) starts dating. This is 鈥淲hat a Girl Wants鈥� meets 鈥淔irst Daughter鈥� except this time the romantic partners are men.
The movie, directed by who co-wrote the script with Ted Malawer, is based on a popular novel by Casey McQuiston that quickly became a New York Times bestseller upon its debut in 2019 and got the attention of Amazon Studios. McQuiston鈥檚 story dealt a hate-turns-to-love story between the son of the American president (a woman) and a senator who begins a secret romantic affair with a British prince. Prince Henry is gay. Alex Claremont-Diaz isn鈥檛 quite sure how he identifies. But both are certainly closeted. Other characters are trans and pansexual, though not solely defined by that. The president is a woman, married to a man of Latino heritage. The LA Review of Books described it as 鈥減ropulsive鈥� and 鈥減ulpy鈥� and 鈥渇antastical.鈥�
Lo虂pez keeps 鈥淩ed, White & Royal Blue鈥� in a solidly fantastical space. You don鈥檛 ever quite believe anything you鈥檙e seeing 鈥� from Prince Henry鈥檚 ability to go undercover at a Texas bar by simply putting on a baseball hat, to the horrendously fake snow adorning a pivotal New Year's Eve scene. And yet, like a beach read, it goes down easy and has enough surprising wit and edge that makes it a cut above a lot of mediocre rom-coms. Plus, this has Stephen Fry as the King, Uma Thurman as the U.S. president and an ethically dubious Politico reporter.
Taylor Zakhar Perez (of 鈥淭he Kissing Booth鈥�) and Nicholas Galitzine (of 鈥淐inderella鈥�) star as Alex and Henry, who met once years before in an unseen 鈥淧ride and Prejudice鈥�-style misunderstanding that have our two strapping leads hating one another from the start. This is a bit overdone, but at a royal wedding Alex gets quite drunk and he and the prince end up bumping into the $75,000 wedding cake which comes crashing down on them. The incident becomes known as the Buttercream Summit and has both countries scrambling to prove that they are still friends with some forced photo opportunities and interviews with the quarrelling men.
Have you heard this one before? Of course you have and at almost two hours it starts to wear thin by the end. 鈥淩ed, White & Royal Blue鈥� tries to keep things modern and cool, with its best approximations of CW-style 鈥淲est Wing鈥�- meets-鈥淰eep鈥� White House and campaign staffers who say things like 鈥測ou鈥檙e yucking my yum.鈥� Sometimes they work.
There鈥檚 no 鈥淐all Me By Your Name鈥� or 鈥淧assages鈥�-level passion here, but Lo虂pez and his actors do go well beyond what their prudish predecessors ever attempted, which is not nothing. We even get a cheeky cutaway to the Washington Monument.
And yet these characters also leave a lot to be desired. Alex, who we鈥檙e told has a working-class chip on his shoulder, wears Le Labo鈥檚 Santal 33 and throws an annual New Year's Eve party that looks like something Paris Hilton would have attended in Georgetown in the George W. Bush-era. And Prince Henry has a real, heartbreaking dilemma that is given the most minimal, palatable space possible. There were more opportunities that could have been explored, but 鈥淩ed, White & Royal Blue鈥� chose a more vanilla soft serve version. Prince Henry also gets points in Alex鈥檚 book for being a David Bowie fan (which seems about as unique as being a 鈥淪tar Wars鈥� fan).
Credit goes to Amazon, Lo虂pez and Berlanti Productions (also behind the teen rom-com 鈥淟ove, Simon鈥�) for releasing this with an R-rating (though I can鈥檛 imagine a similar movie with a heterosexual couple getting that).
Ultimately, it's not earth shattering but it鈥檚 also perfectly pleasant for what it is and what it knows it isn't. 鈥淩ed, White & Royal Blue鈥� is a beach read in movie form and one that can and should be watched with friends.
鈥淩ed, White & Royal Blue,鈥� an Amazon Studios release streaming Friday, is rated R by the Motion Picture Association for 鈥渓anguage, some sexual content and partial nudity.鈥� Running time: 118 minutes. Two and a half stars out of four.
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MPA Definition of R: Restricted. Under 17 requires an accompanying parent or adult guardian.
Lindsey Bahr, The Associated Press
