Everyone has them - those phrases that make you want to clutch your hair and scream at the top of your lungs until it stops. "Hot enough for ya?" is a classic. "Wassssssup" is a new contender.
My local favorite though would have to be "It's a good project, it's just in a bad location..."
I hate it even more when they're right.
This one started many moons ago with a spoof email claiming Starbucks was going to hollow out the Stawamus Chief and put an elevator to the top. Ahhh yes, we all had a good chuckle and got on with our day. Recently another even more fanciful tale was told and knowing now that it's true isn't helping me come to grips with the fact that... they want to put a gondola up the Chief?!
Upon each uttering of that phrase the reaction is the same: "Ptth, No. Wait, youre kidding, right?" Insane as it might be, it appears that there is/were people looking into this.
You can't fault them for trying, because without looking into it they wouldn't be able to realize that this idea will never have the community's support. Sure, this would be a great money maker. Money aside, however, the idea is simply silly. Where do you begin? Thousands of locals, millions of travelers...it's impossible to put into words what a single glimpse of that rock means to so many people. Anyone who ever has, or ever will use the area would beg you not to let this happen. Not to mention the spiritual implications with that rock being a proud symbol of the Squamish Nation. Putting a gondola up the Chief would be like our neighbors putting an elevator up Washington's nose on Mt. Rushmore. There is no dignity in a gondola going up the Chief's nose.
At first mention of the proposal I was shocked to read Ted Nebbeling supports the idea. Holly cow, after years of neglect Ted Nebbeling is talking to us again? This leg man for Gordon Campbell had little to say for so many years as they closed down our courthouse and sold out 小蓝视频 Rail, while actively trying to destroy our hospital and women's shelter. Now he wants a gondola on our Chief? With his imminent retirement, perhaps this gondola idea is akin to a spiteful farewell gift from a deadbeat dad.
But for every reason why the Chief idea is ridiculous, there's a dozen reasons why the Tantalus idea is brilliant. The mere thought of a gondola up to Echo Lake gets me giggling like a schoolgirl. The area in question is the massive mountain range a stone's throw to the west of us. Without a bridge that area has been all but inaccessible and the terrain is simply amazing. With a gondola and a world-class hut system on the outlying peaks we could seriously be looking at heaven on earth potential.
The choice is easy: don't Disneyland the Chief, Swiss Alps the Tantalus Range.
